Hello

Hello!

Well, I thought I'd open this blog by dispelling some rumours about me which you may come across or come to the conclusion of yourself over the however brief period of this blog. So, here are the top 5 things people think about me which are not true.

1. I am a homophile.
'advocating or supportive of the interests, civil rights, and welfare of homosexuals'
Now, if that is the definition then I am proud to say, yes, I am. But the rumour is far more concerned with the idea I am OBSESSED with homosexual relationships. This rumour has stemmed from my interest in gay television characters. These include: John Paul & Craig (Hollyoaks)
Luke and Noah (As The World Turns)
Jack and Ianto (Torchwood)
Mani and Jake (Sinchronicity)
Vince and Stuart (Queer As Folk)
Christian and Olli (Forbidden Love)
Kevin and Scotty (Brothers & Sisters)
Brian and Justin (QAFUSA) [see later blog for details]
Roman and Deniz (AWZ)

I will mention these characters occasionally but I am not obsessed by them [Editor's Note: the more of this blog you read, the more you will see that I am.], they just happen to be the best shows around, not my fault! And they do not turn me on, merely entertain me (but if you use the word 'fag', I will hunt you down).

2. I am an albino.
I admit, I am very pale and my face has a tendency to go very red which simply shows off how pale the rest of my skin is. But I am not an albino, I'm just half Scottish.

3. I am a communist/ I love or was married to Lenin.
I am not a communist, I am a liberal, maybe veering towards socialism but I am not a communist. I do not fancy Lenin nor was I married to him as he died before I was born.

4. I do my homework 4/6/8/9 times etc.
I do my homework once, most often at the last minute. I am mildly insulted at the suggestion I need to complete my homework this many times to make it good but... whatever.

5. I get a A* in everything.
I get good grades, I rarely fail things but I do not get A*'s in everything and know perfectly well what an A looks like without the star.

So, there we are. All better. And now I can get on with posting random, mundane posts about life.

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